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Next up his mate’s team from West Yorkshire. – So here’s to another trophyless season and one that again looks like the wheels have come off spectacularly. That or just lock them in a dark room where he just plays endless clips which just show how shite they’ve been of late. Personally instead of hugs and cuddles, he needs to get in there and stangle the feckers. All I can put this down to is that Klopp likes high scoring games and the fellas at the back are just there as a big fuck off joke and shite all else. A swear my wheelie bin would stop more from going in then that pleb and also the Handsome Hologram that has smoke hands….

They carry on like that and we will be yearning for the likes of Christian Poulsen (he moved slower than a glacier) and Joke Cole to return (Actually scrub that, them feckers ever come back to our Club in a playing capacity and I will personally find a way of kidnapping then and locking them indefinitely in the cupboard under the stairs). Seemed like each was trying to outdo each other for who could put in the shittest performance, however that award went to our non-existence midfield 3 all of them where absolute garbage. Our defence puts in a great impression of the Keystone Cops. It was like watching 11 strangers, who have never ever played football suddenly being asked to give it a go. Liverpool 2 West Bromwich Albion 3: The Post Match Show /TgJHa1jqGG SUBSCRIBE to TAW Player to listen to our post-match show: Then charged their lad down and won a boss goalkick for them. Like Brewster’s Millions and the ball was his dough. You think he is worse than Gini or Can? You might need to rewatch the game. You think he doesn’t? Go home and go to bed. Say what you want about him, he likes to pass the ball forward. Henderson: Probably 10 but I’ll give him an eight Even tried to box us for their fourth/third, but had nothing to hang its hat on. Saves The Reds from being 3-1 down and gave us the option of being 2-2. Shite pen, but millimetres from the best pen ever, mind. Ran his balls off, surrounded by tramps though. Same for the second.īoss for the jarg pen. Boss song, plays really well against good sides, let’s just play him against the good sides and play anyone else, or no one, against shite.ĭidn’t know he was playing first half. See Chambo below but then add in that he hadn’t kicked the ball and an hour had gone. Gary Barry ran away from him a few times which told its own tale. Tried a volley from the edge of the box and somehow trapped it. Half a foul, a limp to a foul not even a thought of a foul. Is it possible for a wild dog to get rusty? Has a lovely watch and a massive dangle of his leg twice in five minutes when the script called for a foot in. That was pretty bad in fairness, as his feet are probably only a max size 15. Chose to backheel one in the bottom corner with his size 36s, as opposed to just kicking it away. Wore the biggest, whitest boots the world has ever seen. Shall we all agree to just play him centre mid? I can’t be arsed with him being party to our defence conceding a million goals before April.

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He has a free jump against their lad and has the added bonus of being able to use his arms and gets beat to the header. So that one, where they are all offside, that is why Mignolet will never be good enough. Is Si The Mig a massive AI robot? SI robot? But then watching back, his arm goes right up, Si knows. Then the VAR ghost goal was as absolutely, definitively, 100 per cent his fault the flat-faced, flat-footed fucker, stalking his line like a big cat. They are worse than them auld Question Time ones.Īny road, The Reds have scored while I’m still fuming over these twats. They are grown men, dressed up playing a game in a bar. Should you take them before going the paradox? Absolutely.Īs the game kicks off some big fat mings come and play table tennis on the table that we are using as a coat rest. Do they cure hangovers? I’ll tell you in the morning.

They make your heart flutter like a first love.

They are somewhere between 90-100 per cent legal. They are called Dave Engovs, you say Engov and I say Engo. So our mate - some lad - has sourced some hangover cures from Brazil. You want insightful, performance-based ratings, yer? You have come the wrong place, lad. I’ve drank that much Guinness I’ve had to have a breakwater Bulmers to refresh my pallet. Stevie Gerrard is bouncing round the telly in a three-piece, three-coloured suit, looking all captainy and that. Watching The Reds in what can best be described as a zoo in the Temple Bar.

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